Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Retail Hell Vol. 2

Hello my little glamourettes.  I've missed you all so much. As always life has been hectic. Family issues, work issues, lol the only thing going good is school. 

But before I get to sentimental with my life LET ME TELL YOU! Haha I'm so dramatic.

Dumb asses is the topic of this post today. I had the biggest family of dumb ass thieves the other day. Lol so I'm changing face outs (the clothing that pops out at you on the wall) when this little girl directly asks her mother, "are you going to steal this for me?" 

ARE YOU SERIOUS? PEOPLE please stop coming to steal with your children. Because they turn into little thieves and then they create a record and can't get a job by the time they actually qualify for one. And then tax payers will be paying for them to sustain in society. If you gone be a thieving bitch then do you because honestly it's too late for you. If you 30 and stealing non-essential shit then I have no faith in you growing the fuck up. 

But anyways the lady & me met eyes and she knew that I knew that shit wasn't happening today. So she walked her thieving ass up to the register and paid for that shit. Funny is an understatement. I do not condone theivery and I furthermore don't condone dumbassness when you're doing it. 

Bonus story is of the cheapest hoe I've met in my 21 years of life (well except that woman who only let her man take like 2 minute showers & shit). So I'm watching my coworker check this woman out and she grabbed one of our $1.90 camis that used to code $1.80. So of course she finds one of the old marked camis and notices it rings up as $1.90. This broke ass hoe had a fit. Never mind the fact she's with her whole man who's looking on embarrassed as hell because the hoe is tripping over $0.10.  

She goes on to tell how she worked at Forever 21 & we can change the price in the system 😒😒😒 uh no bitch. Cheapisha then brings a $6.80 skirt up there and it rings up to … $5.90. Lmfao so I'm like so do you want us to upcharge you. Of course her dumb ass looked like 😕 a deer in fucking lights. Boyyyy I tell you. These customers are a piece of work.