Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Queen Court Invaded Vegassss :-)

Okay well fhe title should tell it all. Last week I went to Vegas for a very very late birthday present to myself. It was quite an experience lol. It was sooo nice to have a vacation with no worries. It was the most peaceful I've been in awhile. I did learn some things that I want to share with you all. You never know when you're going to hit Sin City up. 

1. If you're staying on the strip, know where on the strip you're staying. Well what I'm saying is know what side of the strip you're staying on because I did kind of separate them. There's the turn up, younger crowd side (Flamingo, Mirage, etc.) and then there's the side that's more family oriented and for an older crowd (Circus Circus, Riviera, etc.). Know what side you want to stay on because they're not really walking distance to each other especially when you're trying to feet drunk, be pretty, and explore. 

2. Explore for food. Food on the strip is so expensive. Like really expensive. It's better to travel to downtown Las Vegas for better deals on the food and it tastes a lot better. The Strip has some moderate pricing during their happy hours but you have to be good at catching them. 

3. Beware of promoters unless you're very very timely. So we had an experience with a party promoter where we got set up with admission to a strip club, night club, and day club. And you get a limo to take you. Sounds great? Yeah well at the first club you have to pay for admission, which is $30 and includes two drinks. For the nightclub you HAVE to be there before 12 or the guest list "closes" and you have to pay general admission ($20-$40).  And on top of that if you don't make it to the club, the limo only drops you off at home, nowhere else. So essentially you need to be getting to the strip club (can't opt out) when the damn strippers arrive just so you make it to this other club by 12. Lol a whole mess. And then the day club … you better walk your ass there no matter where you're staying. Limos are limited time only lbs. 

That's the jist of what I wanted to share. I'll post some pics from the trip. You knowwww I had to bring it the best way I know how. Comment and subscribe. I got some good stuff coming soon :-)





Monday, February 23, 2015

3 People to Keep Out of Your Life

Hello my 2 or 3 faithful readers I know its been a while and I apologize.  I feel like I'm always apologizing to you all.  Well I'm SORRY.  I've been a lousy blogger lately.  I've been living and learning a lot and I haven't been sharing.  That's selfish.  Well I'm here to let you all know the type of people I want you to immediately kick out of your life.  And good for you if you haven't met them but this is a go-to list to help you avoid them.  I'm not the type of person to give up on anyone, I mean my life's purpose is to help but remember there are categories you have to divide people into.  You can have one of these people in your life if you're helping THEM but it should NEVER be the other way around.  Friends are angels who uplift you, not blood sucking monsters who bring you down.

1. The Leech -- title doesn't sound appealing at all huh?  You're going to want to stay away from people who simply always take take take from you.  Now I'm not saying, oh don't help your friends out, I'm saying don't constantly help someone who's not even putting energy into helping their self.  If you find yourself constantly giving, not just materialistic things, you need to step back and ponder has these actions been reciprocated.  If you find yourself investing so much and just feeling drained at the end, you my darling have encountered a leech and you need to pluck their ass off (excuse my language).

2. The 'Super honest cause I'm lowkey hating' friend -- have you ever told a friend a little white lie? Like that dress totally does not make you look fat or you look so much better than your ex's new girlfriend and it wasn't true.  Don't stress! As a friend, that's what you're supposed to do (remember there's a difference between a little white lie and a downright lie).  We always had  I, myself, have had occasions where I'm standing in the mirror and I'm blurting out comments about what I need to improve in front of my friends.  As a friend, I NEVER down my friend's for physical attributes, it's just wrong.  There's nothing wrong with putting in honest comments for improvement.  But if you're hearing, "Yeah you are fat as hell" over "Yeah you gained some weight but we can start hitting the gym" or "you ain't got no edges girl" over " your hair has been thinning, I know something you can use", PLEASE PLEASE give that hating hoe what she wants . . .a new friend!

3. Miss Switch It Up -- I've always thought it was great to be able to adapt to all environments, but it's not cool to be adapting to different friends.  Be original and work hard on your brand! That's it and that's all.  You should not be molding yourself to hang with different people.  I'm sure everyone Jay Z hangs out with does not act like Jay Z.  If you have a friend that acts like a different person around every group of friends she hangs with, please get them out your life.  What you don't need is someone to switch it up especially when you really need consistency.

Well guys I had like 2 more types for you but my friends are rushing me for my attention.  There will definitely be a part 2 in the future and I'm sure I will have met some other crazyyyy people to add to this list.

Good night my little glamourettes!


QOD: Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but rather how to dance in the rain.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Change

Just thinking that maybe, possibly, at the end all there will be is … darkness makes me want to live, and I mean really live, not simply exist. It makes me want to love without constraints and never settle. It makes me want to speak when I should and even when I shouldn't. It makes me want to be me with no excuses. I don't know what the "end" is like or even if it is the end but I know what right now is like & I plan on living right now just how I want. Vegas are you ready for me?

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Retail Hell Vol. 2

Hello my little glamourettes.  I've missed you all so much. As always life has been hectic. Family issues, work issues, lol the only thing going good is school. 

But before I get to sentimental with my life LET ME TELL YOU! Haha I'm so dramatic.

Dumb asses is the topic of this post today. I had the biggest family of dumb ass thieves the other day. Lol so I'm changing face outs (the clothing that pops out at you on the wall) when this little girl directly asks her mother, "are you going to steal this for me?" 

ARE YOU SERIOUS? PEOPLE please stop coming to steal with your children. Because they turn into little thieves and then they create a record and can't get a job by the time they actually qualify for one. And then tax payers will be paying for them to sustain in society. If you gone be a thieving bitch then do you because honestly it's too late for you. If you 30 and stealing non-essential shit then I have no faith in you growing the fuck up. 

But anyways the lady & me met eyes and she knew that I knew that shit wasn't happening today. So she walked her thieving ass up to the register and paid for that shit. Funny is an understatement. I do not condone theivery and I furthermore don't condone dumbassness when you're doing it. 

Bonus story is of the cheapest hoe I've met in my 21 years of life (well except that woman who only let her man take like 2 minute showers & shit). So I'm watching my coworker check this woman out and she grabbed one of our $1.90 camis that used to code $1.80. So of course she finds one of the old marked camis and notices it rings up as $1.90. This broke ass hoe had a fit. Never mind the fact she's with her whole man who's looking on embarrassed as hell because the hoe is tripping over $0.10.  

She goes on to tell how she worked at Forever 21 & we can change the price in the system 😒😒😒 uh no bitch. Cheapisha then brings a $6.80 skirt up there and it rings up to … $5.90. Lmfao so I'm like so do you want us to upcharge you. Of course her dumb ass looked like 😕 a deer in fucking lights. Boyyyy I tell you. These customers are a piece of work. 

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Retail Hell Vol. 1

Soooo was today come to the mall & show your ass day or something? Or maybe it was come to Forever 21 and act like you have the maturity of a 12 year old day? No, not it? Maybe it was … lol okay it doesn't matter what day it was but majority of my customers today have been really frucking reckless. 

Customer 1: First let me say she looks about 15 or 16 comes to purchase a $95 transaction but has her dad's credit card. Unfortunately we need the ID OF THE PERSON WHOSE CARD IT IS to accept credit. Basically she throws a bitch for calling the store and everything associated with it stupid. Well it wasn't that fuxking stupid when you were about to spend all your allowance here, was it little whore? Ughh why me? After asking if she could get a pin code or if she'd like me to hold them, she gave me the rudest, stalest answers.  But you know I always clap back so I had to kill her with kindness and dismiss her ass from my presence. 

Customer 2: She clearly was a fucking mute. Are you ready to check out? Nothing. Did you find everything okay? Nothing. But she surely could have a great conversation with the cashier next to me. I hate to play the race card but damn that's all I could figure it being. Why can't people realize that if you can't learn to live with us then bitch you need to build a spaceship and leave the fucking planet :-)

Customer 3-infinity: Lots of asshole jerks in all different shapes and sizes. 

But I'm still happy BECAUSE I am fabolous and I KNOW if I ever see them in the street I can (but I won't) kick that ass. 

Until next time lovelies … queen out!


Monday, July 7, 2014

Forgiven

Red rain. Ashy hollows. 
Tears of blood and unsound fears. 
Fucking bitch. Fucking cunt. 
Mislead children. Battle wounds. 
Empty hearts. Sacred tombs. 

Only I can make myself happy but the entire world is allowed to break me. 

You fucking bitch. Filthy …

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Style of the Week

I got a new hurrstyleee y'all! Lol I finally tried out the jumbo dookie braid with Chinese bang that I've been dreaming about since I did the braid for my friend's birthday. I ran across some struggles as I did it. 

•Natural hair is not going to stay straight at all no matter what you do (unless you have one of those straightening kits) if you want to be on the chemical safe side. 

•Glueless bangs are hard but so worth it to me. I sewed my bang in even though it's going to be a short style because glue breaks my hair off instantly. I was the glue queen a few years back and every time I touch it, my hair gets hella choppy. So no bueno for the glue but it would've been much easier. 

•Shout out to the girls with nice, thick edges! Unfortunately I'm not one of them but I'm working on it (Jamacian castor oil) so I had to come up with a trick to make those look awesome which I'll share at a later time. 

But nevertheless I'm happy and I've gotten lots of compliments. Here's some pics 😊